If You Love Someone...

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was.....

THE NEW VERSIONS R.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

INDONESIA doesnt need the world, but the world need INDONESIA

Bangga lah menjadi orang Indonesia , mari bangkit membenahi Indonesia ...

Silakan baca dari imel milis para wartawan ini:

INDONESIA doesnt need the world, but the world need INDONESIA

Suatu pagi di bandar lampung, menjemput seseorang di bandara. Orang itu sudah tua, kisaran 60 tahun. Sebut saja si bapak.
Si bapak adalah pengusaha asal singapura, dengan logat
bicara gaya melayu, english, (atau singlish?) beliau
menceritakan pengalaman2 hidupnya kepada kami yang masih
muda. Mulai dari pengalaman bisnis, spiritual, keluarga,
bahkan percintaan hehehe..

"Your country is so rich!"

Ah biasa banget kan denger kata2 begitu. Tapi tunggu dulu..
" Indonesia doesnt need d world, but d world need
Indonesia "
"Everything can be found here in Indonesia , u dont need d
world"
"Mudah saja, Indonesia paru2 dunia. Tebang saja hutan di
Kalimantan , dunia pasti kiamat. Dunia yang butuh
Indonesia !"

" Singapore is nothing, we cant be rich without indonesia .
500.000 orang indonesia berlibur ke singapura setiap
bulan. bisa terbayang uang yang masuk ke kami? apartemen2
dan condo terbaru kami yang membeli pun orang2 indonesia ,
ga peduli harga yang selangit, laku keras. Lihatlah rumah
sakit kami, orang indonesia semua yang berobat."

"Kalian tahu bagaimana kalapnya pemerintah kami ketika
asap hutan indonesia masuk? ya benar2 panik. sangat
berasa, we are nothing."

"Kalian ga tau kan klo agustus kemarin dunia krisis beras.
termasuk di singapura dan malaysia ? kalian di indonesia
dengan mudah dapat beras"

"Lihatlah negara kalian, air bersih dimana2.. lihatlah
negara kami, air bersih pun kami beli dari malaysia . Saya
pernah ke kalimantan, bahkan pasir pun mengandung permata.
Terlihat glitter kalo ada matahari bersinar. Petani disana
menjual Rp3000/kg ke sebuah pabrik China . Dan si pabrik
menjualnya kembali seharga Rp 30.000/kg. Saya melihatnya sendiri"

"Kalian sadar tidak klo negara2 lain selalu takut
meng-embargo Indonesia ? Ya, karena negara kalian memiliki
segalanya. Mer eka takut klo kalian menjadi mandiri,
makanya tidak di embargo. harusnya KALIANLAH YANG
MENG-EMBARGO DIRI KALIAN SENDIRI. Beli lah dari petani2
kita sendiri, beli lah tekstil garmen dari pabrik2
sendiri. Tak perlu kalian impor klo bisa produksi sendiri."

"Jika kalian bisa mandiri, bisa MENG-EMBARGO DIRI SENDIRI,
Indonesia will rules the world.."